Upper East Side Stylist

This is for you Cátia...

“I spend all my life in fashion! I don’t have children. I actually have a dog. And I lost my husband anyway. Because he said: ‘Too much clothes, in your house!’ He said to me: ‘Where is the space for me?’ I said: ‘There is no space for you.’ He says: ‘Where is the space in the closet?’ There is no space in the closet! He says: ‘Are you crazy?’ Then he left. No space for ‘im!” She was married, she tells me, for a little over a month, and she wore a black Balenciaga two-piece on the day her divorce became official. “My dog, she doesn’t need the space in the closet. She doesn’t like clothes. I tried to put on some clothes, she hates!”

 Porque não vou ser nova para sempre, porque não vou fazer nenhum pacto com o Diabo (nem que ele me aparecesse disfarçado de Sarah Jessica Parker), porque ainda não tenho idade  porque nunca terei coragem para fazer cirurgias plásticas, nada melhor que me bezuntar, de manhã e à noite, com os cremes ajudantes da retardação da velhice.